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Vagina.

  • me: mom I've got to tell you something important. I dont---
  • mom: you're gay
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: mom I've gotten tell you something important. I'm being serious right now
  • mom: you not circumcised
  • me: mom--
  • mom: you're pregnant.
  • me: YES! Yes mom I am pregnant! yes! you got it!
  • mom:
  • me: am I adopted?
  • mom:
  • me: am I adopted mom?
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: oh so now you don't answer?
  • Mom:
  • Me: I gotta tell you something important mom.
  • Me: I have---
  • Mom: a vagina.
  • Me: how did you know! How did you guess it! That's not fun anymore.